The fine folks over at Barnesville Dairy decided to stop delivering regular milk from their regular cows and start delivering love from their new love cows.

This in turn causes such a sensation with the towns’ folk because everyone begins to fall in love. Consequently it makes them want to buy more. A lot more.

This love crazed sensation pisses off the soda pop industry leaders because their sales have plummeted dramatically. They try to compete with the dairy people by changing the formula and the name on their signature cola product to “Love Light” but it fails miserably.

In an act of desperation, the soda pop industry leaders devise a plan to put an end to “LOVE” by feeding the Love Cows Pop Infused cow feed that will make the Love Cows spontaneously combust.


 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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