
The
fine folks over at Barnesville Dairy decided to stop delivering
regular milk from their regular cows and start delivering love from
their new love cows.
This in turn causes such a sensation with the towns’ folk
because everyone begins to fall in love. Consequently it makes them
want to buy more. A lot more.
This love crazed sensation pisses off the soda pop industry leaders
because their sales have plummeted dramatically. They try to compete
with the dairy people by changing the formula and the name on their
signature cola product to “Love Light” but it fails
miserably.
In an act of desperation, the soda pop industry leaders devise a
plan to put an end to “LOVE” by feeding the Love Cows
Pop Infused cow feed that will make the Love Cows spontaneously
combust.
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